The Adult Pantomime is back with an invitation to the Prince’s Ball for all you BIGGER boys and girls.

The Prince is known for holding the biggest balls in all the land, and he is hoping that all the gorgeous women in the Kingdom will come to see what he has to offer. Could Cinderella with the help from her best friend Buttons see if the Prince’s golden dildo will be the perfect fit? But her two ugly stepsisters – the S!*@S – Ivana Dickin and Ineeda Dickin want the Prince to themselves, and will do ANYTHING to stop Cinderella living happily ever after!

Starring The Adult Pantomime legends, the #cracking Liam Mellor as Buttons, the filthy and fabulous Jimmy Burton-Iles and the devilishly wicked Robert Squire as the Two Ugly S!*@s.

Be prepared to laugh your adult socks off with this hilarious take on Cinderella. With a fun and filthy laugh a minute script. Anthems which will have you dancing in the isles and lots of audience participation – whether you want it or not. Get ready for a night at the theatre you will never forget… Oh no you won’t!

Due to high demand early booking is recommended.

Ladies & Gentleman! Gary Meikle is back with another self-written, self-deprecating show to leave you all short of breath again. Last year “Papa”, as he is becoming more commonly known as, is the first ever comedian worldwide, without an agent (his choice), to be granted a full working visa for the USA and is keen to keep on showing why.

Gary’s tour this year promises to deliver, he will reluctantly share his newer role in life of being a kept man by the lady that kept him, his ever-growing smarter granddaughter, Gracie, who intelligently, but more essentially, rips the piss out of her Papa daily.

A few stories to note are when she blatantly pointed out that he’s got “moobs”. She also embarrasses him by telling the truth about his tattoos to a stranger that he is trying to impress. She explains in detail how her Papa isn’t THAT famous and how she calls him a bad name without meaning it.

There are literally too many Gracie and Papa stories to cover but as usual Gary will go off on tangents and delve into the workings of his on mind. He will tackle subjects such as: rejection issues of men and women, what it was like being a 14-year-old hormonal boy, how it is ok for men to be overtly feminine now, cold showers, mosquitoes on holiday and much more.

If you can guarantee one thing from Gary it is that he will work, his 5’8 ass off to make sure everyone that sees him live wants to come back for more. Your laughter makes up for the rejection he suffered in his earlier years, and he will thank you all individually if you choose to come along to his meet and greet that he will be doing at before every single show

Ladies & Gentleman! Gary Meikle is back with another self-written, self-deprecating show to leave you all short of breath again. Last year “Papa”, as he is becoming more commonly known as, is the first ever comedian worldwide, without an agent (his choice), to be granted a full working visa for the USA and is keen to keep on showing why.

Gary’s tour this year promises to deliver, he will reluctantly share his newer role in life of being a kept man by the lady that kept him, his ever-growing smarter granddaughter, Gracie, who intelligently, but more essentially, rips the piss out of her Papa daily.

A few stories to note are when she blatantly pointed out that he’s got “moobs”. She also embarrasses him by telling the truth about his tattoos to a stranger that he is trying to impress. She explains in detail how her Papa isn’t THAT famous and how she calls him a bad name without meaning it.

There are literally too many Gracie and Papa stories to cover but as usual Gary will go off on tangents and delve into the workings of his on mind. He will tackle subjects such as: rejection issues of men and women, what it was like being a 14-year-old hormonal boy, how it is ok for men to be overtly feminine now, cold showers, mosquitoes on holiday and much more.

If you can guarantee one thing from Gary it is that he will work, his 5’8 ass off to make sure everyone that sees him live wants to come back for more. Your laughter makes up for the rejection he suffered in his earlier years, and he will thank you all individually if you choose to come along to his meet and greet that he will be doing at before every single show

A show about being human – can you relate???

Just like Tom Cruise does all his own stunts, I’m going to do all my own jokes

A deep, dumb show for the masses.

Star of Dancing On Ice (ITV), champion of Taskmaster (Channel 4), co-host of Mel Giedroyc’s Unforgivable (Dave), regular on QI (BBC) and as seen on The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS) and Would I Lie To You? (BBC)